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- Cat Ipsum -

Rub my belly hiss swipe at owner's legs sniff catnip and act crazy growl at dogs in my sleep sit on the laptop for hiss at vacuum cleaner i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me.

Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.

Break lamps and curl up into a ball. Ask for petting the dog smells bad rub against owner because nose is wet stuff and things. There's a forty year old lady there let us feast. Stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out slap the dog because cats rule loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it for licks your face. Meow loudly just to annoy owners this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!!, hopped up on catnip, for nya nya nyan yet drool leave buried treasure in the sandbox for the toddlers or what a cat-ass-trophy!. Cats go for world domination i dreamt about fish yum! yet i dreamt about fish yum! for find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day or fall asleep on the washing machine for fight an alligator and win.

Sleeping in the box have my breakfast spaghetti yarn but poop on grasses. Why can't i catch that stupid red dot meowing non stop for food my cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, too scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me, or kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn't see that no you didn't definitely didn't lick, lick, lick, and preen away the embarrassment cat ass trophy and meow to be let out. Cat sit like bread attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened.

Cough hairball, eat toilet paper dead stare with ears cocked or under the bed, attack like a vicious monster sees bird in air, breaks into cage and attacks creature stare out the window. Get away from me stupid dog slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish lick the plastic bag but loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it. Stare out the window love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn, yet thug cat look at dog hiiiiiisssss or lick yarn hanging out of own butt leave hair on owner's clothes. Cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch human give me attention meow and steal mom's crouton while she is in the bathroom. Love spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole.